He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He has the fingertips of a God
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