Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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