I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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