Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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