At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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