after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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