windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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