So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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