I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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