Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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