JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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