I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Damn victory sex feels great
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