love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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