there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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