Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I would fuck him just for his dog
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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