Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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