i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
this just has baby written all over it
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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