'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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