I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just want to make out with him forever
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
is it fun? or sober?
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