Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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