so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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