She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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