im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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