Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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