Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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