Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
you inspire me to be a worse person
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
