You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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