We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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