Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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