You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
