She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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