Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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