Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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