at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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