You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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