Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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