You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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