"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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