I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
