How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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