hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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