i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She swung at the pinata with crutches
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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