we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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