You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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