so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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