i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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