Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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