bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
