White coat. Heels.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Randomize
