Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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