So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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