I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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